Today, I got dressed to go to work on Halloween. I didn’t think of a costume until I was standing in front of my dresser.
I pulled on my knit kitty hat, buttoned up a white dress shirt, and even tied a blue and grey men’s tie for the first time. I put some raccoon-like makeup around my eyes and red gloss on my lips. For a final touch, I wore some old leather bracelets with studs and stars on them.
I didn’t know who I was.
Until I was already at work and seated at a table. A student asked me who I was for Halloween and I shrugged. My mind wandered off of it’s leash for awhile while fluorescent light poured down. And then, I knew.
I accidentally went as Ke$ha for Halloween. Except, I have a better voice and she has a better ass.
PS: Happy Halloween!